氣到你說不上話的語句集錦

　　1.You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.一個鮮活的你，證明自然演化可以逆向進(jìn)行。

　　2.Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, theyre not a door.(只可意會不可言傳，用小星星的原曲唱了出來)

　　3.I dont exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and i had water, id drink it.其實我并不恨你，但是如果你著火了，我手里有水的話，我一定先干為敬。

　　4.We heard that when you ra away from home your folks sent you a note saying,Do not come home and all will be forgiven.聽說你離家出走時，你家人給你捎了個信兒：只要你不回來，我們就原諒你。

　　5.You look like a before picture.你看起來像廣告模特，前后對照組的左邊那張。

　　6.If I wanted to kill myself Id climb your ego and jump to your IQ.如果我要尋死，我就爬上你的.自恃清高，跳入你的智商。

　　7.You are pretty as a picture and wed love to hang you.你美得像一幅畫兒，我們都想找個繩兒把你吊起來。

　　8.God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you...well we all make mistakes.上帝造了可口可樂，也造了百事可樂。上帝造了我，啊，多么性感。上帝造了河流，上帝造了湖泊，上帝造了你這個嘛，孰能無過?

　　9.I would ask you how old you are but I know you cant count that high.想問問你幾歲啊，不過估計你也算不過來。

　　10.You should be the poster child for birth control.你應(yīng)該當(dāng)海報模特，宣傳計劃生育。

　　11.Go ahead, tell them everything you know. Itll only take 10 seconds.快，加油，勇敢地向大家展示你所有的知識，10秒應(yīng)該夠了。

　　12.When you die, Id like to go to your funeral but Ill probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.你死了，請讓我參加你的葬禮。但我那天可能要先上班，因為媽媽從小教育我，作業(yè)寫完才能玩兒。

　　13.Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.一般人活到老學(xué)到老，你只做到了前半部分。

　　14.Shes got a body that wont quit and a brain that wont start.她身材維持得很好，大腦維持得更好，跟剛出生時沒有區(qū)別。

　　15.When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.上帝把智慧灑滿人間，就你打了個傘。

　　16.Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.你的出生證明，是杜蕾斯寄給你父母的一封道歉信。

　　17.Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?你是想要人們接受最真實的你，還是想要人們喜歡你?

　　18.Every time Im next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.每次靠近你，我都特別特別渴望孤獨。

　　19.Youre so ugly when you went to a haunted house they offered you a job.你太丑了，你去鬼屋，別人問你愿不愿意馬上換衣服上班。

　　20.I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.在動物園待了一整天，睹物思人，看見什么都想起你。

　　21.Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you could be pretty on the inside.你買點兒化妝品吧，吃了，增加一些內(nèi)在美。

　　22.We do not complain about your shortcomings but about your long stayings.我們對你的短處沒意見，我們就是希望你不要和我們處得太長。

　　23.As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?作為局外人，你對人類有啥想法?

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